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The haptic zone of sinkhole C-7 is certified occupable upon establishing a concentration of particulate braille sufficient to pacify its troglofauna (\"protobarons\", Inferior Superiors, etc.), similar to the use of smoke in beekeeping. Maintaining high levels of atmospheric braille is one of the known functions of the Azathoth Engine.

DOES THE AZATHOTH ENGINE HAVE UNKNOWN FUNCTIONS?

It is not known to.

SHOULD THERE BE AN UNSCHEDULED FAILURE OF THE AZATHOTH ENGINE:

1. Do not panic. Panicking will alert the protobarons.

2. Keep a low profile. Standing will alert the protobarons.

3. Make yourself look big. Crouching will alert the protobarons.

4. Wait at the elevator until all on-duty personnel have gathered there. Selfish monopolization of the elevator will alert the protobarons."