page_0: "To the night supervisor,

Ensure typewriters are available to all experimental animals in accordance with Baronial Labs veterinary policy. It is hoped the \"play\" behavior thus induced will offset the stress of the experimental cephalotomies for which they are future candidates.

If you must read their gibberings, I urge you to maintain scientific detachment. Training new staff for the duties of night supervisor has been a burden on my time.

-Dr. Braunstein"